Getting geared up for my class presentation.
“We’re not here for the game. The game is nothing. The game is crap. The game makes me sick. The real reason we Americans put up with sports is for this: Behold, the tailgate party. The pinnacle of human achievement. Since the dawn of parking lots, man has sought to fill his gut with food and alcohol in anticipation of watching others exercise.”
SPOILER ALERT: at the end of “Parks and Rec,” Jean-Ralphio travels back in time and becomes the young Leon Trotsky
Theresa’s Final Jeopardy! response: “What is Xanadu?”
Alex: “I feared that some of you might put that down. And that is incorrect.”